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San Luis Obispo

• June 9: Police were called at 6:45 a.m. to be on the lookout for a pair of reckless drivers that sped out of the local riff raff den — Madonna Inn.

• June 9: A woman in the 1200 block of Nipomo asked police to check the welfare of a transient who’s been camping out near her home. He was apparently OK, abject poverty aside.

• June 9: A citizen in the 1400 block of Stafford in the Stafford Gardens Apartment complex complained at 5:26 a.m. about an SUV’s car alarm sounding over and over all cotton pickin’ night long! In this week’s example of why we need SWAT.

• June 9: A woman in the 1800 block of San Luis Dr., called at 4:47 a.m. because some guy was outside her house screaming “Help!” He vanished before police arrived, as that was apparently not the kind of help he needs.

• June 9: Police responded at 4:27 a.m. to the 400 block of Dana where someone was outside knocking on her bedroom window and it sounds like he’s doin’ what he shouldn’t ought-ta. The creep took off.

• June 9: Police were called at 4:19 a.m. to Denny’s on Madonna Road where a woman said some drugged up fellow was confronting her husband. The speed freak was of course gone when officers arrived.

• June 9: At 3:19 a.m. a woman called police to report that a bearded man wearing all black clothing jumped in front of her vehicle, but she apparently missed hitting the stumblebum, a case of better luck next time.

• June 9: Police were called at 2:17 a.m. to Sierra Vista Hospital because three trespassers were on the helipad and refusing to leave. They’d flown the coop before officers arrived.

• June 9: Police responded to Higuera and Chorro at 2 a.m. for a fight in the streets. One 21-year-old ruffian was arrested as he apparently didn’t run away fast enough.

• June 9: Sheriff’s deputies called for SLOPD at 1:43 a.m. at Foothill and Santa Rosa where they had some piflicated person in custody. They ended up taking him to the hoosegow.

• June 9: Police were called at 1:34 a.m. to the 100 block of Higuera where some fellow was “acting crazy,” talking to himself and scaring the customers inside Sunshine Donuts. The frosted donut hole took off. At 1:25, some other dingus in an orange shirt was in the 600 block of Higuera, outside Marstons, threatening to throw a brick at some poor woman’s car. He of course denied it.

• June 9: Police were called at 1:06 a.m. to the 3900 block of Higuera at Creekside MHP where a family with children and dogs had jumped the fence and were in the swimming pool, a hangin’ offense in these parts.

• June 9: Police were called at midnight to Orcutt and Duncan where water was shooting 10-feet into the air. They roused public works to deal with it.

• June 9: Police were called at 12:03 a.m. to the 500 block of Foothill for a suspected prowler, as a resident said she thinks someone is trying to get inside her apartment.

• June 8: At 11:56 a.m. police were called to the Chevron in the 12400 block of LOVR for a bothersome, skinny transient in his 20s, with a backpack and red hat, was actin’-a-fool-again.

• June 8: Police responded at 10:28 a.m. at Santa Rosa and Monterey between a silver Lexus and silver Mercedes, as the flashing yellow arrow points out another crash.

• June 8: Police were called at 9:31 a.m. to the 1000 block of Marsh where some bothersome transient man was stomping around bothering the customers at Sunset North Car Wash. The sudsy fellow slipped away.

• June 8: Someone found a folder of personal notes and legal information at the City Clerk’s Office in City Hall, and so naturally, the police were called.

• June 8: Police responded at 8:34 a.m. to a restaurant in the 1800 block of Santa Barbara where an apparent worker’s ex-boyfriend showed up, got heated up, and tore out the air conditioner.

• June 8: Police were called at 7:05 to Rite Aid on Johnson for a report of a wild man running around yelling that he’s going crazy. He’d flittered off before they got there. But, at 8:27 they returned for a honked fellow who was passed out while leaning up against the emergency exit in front of the store, a feat that takes a lot of beer muscles.

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