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San Luis Obispo

• June 22: Police got an alarming call at 6:23 a.m. regarding an audible alarm in a downstairs apartment in the 1100 block of Laurel Ln. The alarm was canceled when the racket ceased.

• June 22: Someone at the Elks’ RV park reported a suspicious incident, screaming coming from under a bridge. No arrests were necessary, as the troll had apparently gotten it out of his system.

• June 22: Police were called at 6:15 a.m. to the 400 block of Marsh after someone found a transient man asleep in a parking lot, which begs the headline: Marsh Manse Man Marched.

• June 22: Police responded to Lemon and Montalban at 5:41 a.m. after someone couldn’t stop himself from uprooting a STOP sign.

• June 22: Police rolled to LOVR and Calle Joaquin at 5:17 a.m. for a 2-car non-injury crash. No arrests, as the drivers were apparently up early and not out late.

• June 22: Someone called at 4:57 a.m. from the 800 block of Escuela Ct., to complain about a Jeep parked blocking the sidewalk, ‘cause the sidewalks are busy at that time of the morning.

• June 22: In a sign of the annual summer break exodus, someone abandoned a refrigerator by the side of the road at Hathway and California.

• June 22: A frightened woman called at 2:06 a.m. from the 500 block of Buchon and said there was someone or some thing at her front door screen. She only heard the door rattle. Mulder and Scully couldn’t find anything amiss, but the truth is out there…

• June 22: At 1:14 a.m. someone complained about a pair of loud skateboarders yelling and rolling up and down at Chorro and Ferrini. They were unable to locate the hooligans, perhaps because the call was dispatched at 1:52.

• June 22: In another X-Files case, a woman called at 12:36 a.m. from the 600 block of Graves, and said when she left she closed the living room windows and when she got home they were open.

• June 21: A woman in the 800 block of West called at 11:53 p.m. and said she left a blower on her front porch and she thinks she hears someone trying to steal it, which really blows.

• June 22: Police were called at 10:46 p.m. to the Embassy Suites Hotel in the 300 block of Madonna for a report of a man in the lobby holding a sword. Nine officers were dispatched to the scene but the ninja swashbuckler apparently cut and ran.

• June 22: Police were called at 9:40 p.m. to Barnes & Noble on Marsh where a man was refusing to leave, cursing that he goes to B&N to charge his cell phone. Officers hung him up.

• June 22: Police were called to a disturbance at 9:06 p.m. in the 1000 block of Southwood at Cannon Associates. Logs indicated a white woman in her 20s with long brown hair and wearing a romper, tried to get into the caller’s car. Police arrested a juvenile girl for allegedly being schnockered.

• June 22: Police were called at 10:56 p.m. to the 800 block of Foothill for a report of a woman in a red jacket walking up and down the sidewalk outside Popeye’s. Ol’ Olive Oyl was gone when Brutus arrived. At 8:31 p.m. they were called to Sierra Vista where a discharged patient was refusing to leave the ER, no doubt telling a nurse he’s got nowhere to go. An hour earlier police had also responded to the hospital ER for an unruly patient, co-winky dinky? I think not!

• June 22: Police were called at 6:53 p.m. for a disturbance in the 1100 block of Garden. Some employee from next door complained about a loud band at the Black Sheep B&G.

• June 21: Police responded at 6:52 p.m. to Meadow Park where they caught some master criminal with a key to the water hose bit, was caught by a parks worker stealing water, a hanging offense in this town.

• June 21: Police were asked to check the welfare of a man found lying in the street at Murray and Santa Rosa. The speed bump was apparently OK. In an unrelated call, someone at Higuera and Nipomo reported an angry man yelling and curing at passersby. The fellow was advised to cease and de-shut up.

• June 21: Police were called at 5:34 p.m. to Emerson Park where 5-6 transients were in a shoving match. Officers advised them to shove off.

• June 21: Officers were sent at 5:27 p.m. to the 800 block of Mill where two unknown, boorish men were sitting on the caller’s front porch harassing passersby. They were no doubt advised to get their harasses out of there.

• June 21: Police were called at 5:07 p.m. to Foothill and Santa Rosa for another transient man lying across the sidewalk by the Shell station. At the same time another call came in from Mill and Johnson complaining about 5-6 teen-aged boys skateboarding on the sidewalk and into the street and creating a traffic hazard! No arrests on either of these San Looney felonies.

• June 21: Police were called at 3:45 p.m. to Target where they’d targeted a woman, suspected of previous shoplifting, parked in the lot. Officers contacted the woman and arrested her because of course she had warrants.

• June 21: Police and fire paramedics were sent to Mission Plaza at 3:26 p.m. where a man reportedly fell out of his wheelchair.

• June 21: An employee at the Lexington Inn called at 3 p.m. to complain that a woman who lives in her car has been parking on Henderson, behind the motel where tourists can see her.

• June 21: Police responded at 2 p.m. to the 1300 block of Foothill for a stolen bicycle report. Officers arrested a 26-year-old fellow for suspicion of possessing stolen property.

• June 21: Police responded at 1:54 p.m. to County Social Services in the 3400 block of Higuera where some free cell phone vendor had set up an awning and table on their property, as apparently only the SS can give away cell phones.

• June 21: Police were called at 1:50 p.m. to the 2200 block of Emily where a woman said she quarreled with her daughter and the kid ran away from home.

• June 21: Police were called at 11:57 a.m. to LOVR and Madonna where an angry transient woman was yelling and throwing a stick into the intersection. The Banshee was gone. At 12:22 p.m. they went to Mission Plaza where logs indicated several transients were “being rambunctious.” And at 12:31, in the 2100 block of Broad, another transient harrastard was bothering the good folks at Shalimar.

• June 21: Police responded to Mission Plaza at 11:27 a.m. where they arrested a man, 64, for resisting arrest.

• June 21: Police were called at 8:34 a.m. to Santa Rosa and Monterey, where some dolt in a Volt was tailgating a fire engine.

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