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San Luis Obispo

• Dec. 1: The burglar alarm sounded at 7 a.m. in the 800 block of Monterey at Giuseppe’s, but the alarm company called and said fahgedaboudit, capish?

• Dec. 1: At 6:30 a.m. in the 1100 block of Walnut the motion alarm sounded at Movement for Life.

• Dec. 1: Police were called at 5 a.m. to Motel 6 in the 1600 block of Calle Joaquin where some irate dingus was blaring his car horn at other guests that apparently honked him off.

• Dec. 1: Police were called at 4:30 a.m. to the 200 block of Higuera to check on an apparent speed bump passed out in the street across from Harbor Freight.

• Dec. 1: Police were called at 4:26 a.m. to the 700 block of Higuera where a transient man was picking and eating gum off the wall of Bubble Gum Alley, (pardon us while we barf!!!). The screwball apparently did a chew-n-screw.

• Dec. 1: A citizen in the 200 block of Foothill called at 4:12 a.m. to report hearing footsteps outside her bedroom window. A report was started.

• Dec. 1: Police were called at 3:35 a.m. to the 3100 block of Higuera where a paperboy reported suspicious circumstances at the Budget Café.

• Dec. 1: Police were called at 2:36 a.m. to the 1300 block of Garcia where some Fooliot was playing ding-dong ditch.

• Dec. 1: Police were called at 2:07 a.m. to the 1100 block of Oceanaire where a citizen said his or her ex-girlfriend was inside and refuses to leave. The lovesick chick left quick.

• Dec. 1: Police responded at 1:31 a.m. to the 1000 block of Nipomo where four ruffians were fighting in the patio at Tonitas Mexican Grill and fight club. Just a few minutes earlier, a citizen in the 1100 block of Nipomo complained about a man and a woman having an angry row in an alley.

• Nov. 30: Police were called at 11:35 p.m. to deal with a disturbance at Mo Tav on Higuera. Logs indicated the bent fellow, 28, was tossed to the nick for suspicion of being stuck like chuck.

• Nov. 30: at 10:26 p.m. police went wiki-wiki to the Creeky Tiki where they’d confiscated a fake ID.

• Nov. 30: Police responded at 9 p.m. to the 900 block of Chorro where a woman said seven or eight transients attacked her and her boyfriend at Mission Church.

• Nov. 30: Police were called at 8:46 p.m. to Short and Suburban for a man running up and down the street, a hanging offense here in San Looney.

• Nov. 30: Police were called at 8 p.m. to the 800 block of Higuera for a report of a bothersome transient woman sitting on a bench harassing customers outside Victoria’s Secret. She’d slipped off before police arrived.

• Nov. 30: Police were called at 9:34 p.m. to Chorro and Monterey where a woman said she couldn’t find her car. Logs indicated she’s from out of town, which explains a lot.

• Nov. 30: Police responded to Beverly Fabrics where some fraudulent woman was trying to pass two fake $50 bills.

• Nov. 30: Police got a suspicious 9-1-1 hang-up call at 3:37 p.m. from the 1700 block of Pico. Logs indicated they heard a man screaming “Where the f*** you going?” To which the natural reply is “What the f***’s it to ya?”

• Nov. 30: Police were called at 5:18 p.m. to the 600 block of Industrial Way where the SLO Soccer Club said it needed the lights turned on at the Garcia Sports Fields.

• Nov. 30: Police responded at 4:18 p.m. to Morro and Higuera for a 3-vehicle vs. pedestrian accident. No word on the extent of the carnage.

• Nov. 30: Police were asked at 2:50 p.m. to check the welfare of some poor taxpayer laying in a hallway next to the Public Works Department on Osos.

• Nov. 30: Police were called to the 400 block of Islay where a woman said some scoundrel stole all the lemons off her lemon tree, in this week’s example of why we need SWAT.

• Nov. 30: Police were called at noon to Mission Plaza where a gaggle of 10 transients were bothering people walking past the amphitheater.

• Nov. 30: Police towed a gray Chevy Colorado, a silver Nissan Rogue, a white Toyota Camry, and a green Lexus out of the parking lot at Lassens Natural Foods on Foothill. And then they went and towed a black Ford van that some cockroach left on Cucaracha Street.

• Nov. 30: Police responded at 10:15 p.m. to the 2700 block of McMillan where someone had boosted a car.

• Nov. 30: Police responded at 8 a.m. to the 800 block of Patricia for a theft. Some master criminal stole two, dog Christmas ornaments, proving once again that people will steal anything.

• Nov. 30: Police were called at 7:18 a.m. to Higuera and Suburban for a report that some transient man had usurped the bus stop.

Arroyo Grande

• Nov. 29: A parolee was caught with a large pocketknife and taken into custody.

• Nov. 28: Some thief scooted off with a motor scooter in the 1400 block of Cedar.

• Nov. 28: There was insufficient evidence to support claims of a car being broken into and a GPS stolen on the 800 block of Branch.

• Nov. 25: Two crunked-up dudes got into a brawl in the 600 block of Via Bandeolero. No arrests, so it must have been a draw.

• Nov. 25: A guy at 7-Eleven was contacted during a theft investigation and busted for suspicion of possession of heroin and drug paraphernalia and of course, he had warrants out for his arrest.

• Nov. 25: Some guy was stopped after jaywalking and causing a traffic hazard. Officers determined he was too sloshed to take care of himself so they hauled him of to jail where they could babysit.

• Nov. 25: A guy was stopped after being spotted dumping oil and trash all over the place at Bob’s Car Wash. He was wearing an ankle monitor, as he’s a convicted felon, and was also in possession of tear gas.

• Nov. 24: Walmart nabbed another shoplifter. This one stole clothes and wireless headphones.

Morro Bay

• Nov. 25: Police stopped a suspicious car at 8:54 p.m. in the 1500 block of Main and arrested the driver, 46, for suspicion of being a tad poo-pooed behind the wheel.

• Nov. 25: In the 400 block of Atascadero Road police sailed off a sailboat and trailer because the registration was expired.

• Nov. 24: Police documented a “gravely disabled adult,” on Clarabelle and sent the case off to Adult Protective Services.

• Nov. 23: Police stopped a suspicious vehicle at 3:53 p.m. at South Bay and Quintana. The 51-year-old turkey driving was arrested for being basted.

• Nov. 23: Police responded to a domestic disturbance at 11:52 a.m. in the 900 block of Mesa. A bent woman, 39, was arrested for suspicion of getting schmammered on Thanksgiving, and the neighborhood was no doubt thankful. It was her second run-in at that address, as on the 22nd at 3:15 p.m. she was arrested for alleged trespassing.

• Nov. 23: Police responded at 10:34 a.m. to the 700 block of Piney Way where some poor soul checked out of Paradise for Heaven. At 9:55 p.m. on the 22nd, another citizen slipped the earthly bounds in the 800 block of Marina and the Coroner’s Office was called in to investigate.

• Nov. 22: Police stopped a suspicious car at South Bay and Hwy 1 and the woman driver, 47, had a suspend license and was cite/released, presumably on foot.

• Nov. 22: Police responded at 6:30 p.m. to the 1000 block of Embarcadero for a disturbance. Logs indicated a woman was taken to the hospital “for severe intoxication.”

• Nov. 22: People found and turned in to police a camera at Tidelands Park, a wallet and iPhone at Morro Rock, a bike in the 2700 block of Cedar a wallet at the Inn at Morro Bay, and a Visa card left at a gas station; there were, however, no reports listed of these items being lost.

• Nov. 21: Police contacted a 34-year-old suspicious woman in the 1100 block of Allesandro. She was jailed for suspicion of being high’s the Rock on drugs.

• Nov. 21: A woman in the 900 block of Shasta reported her purse was stolen. Police have no clues to who the thief is.

• Nov. 20: Another citizen was found deceased at 9:20 a.m. in the 400 block of South Bay Blvd.

• Nov. 12: Vandalism was reported at Morro Bay Blvd. and Quintana. No leads as to the graffidiots responsible.

• Nov. 12: Police stopped a vehicle at 2 p.m. in the 1300 block of Embarcadero. They cited a 19-year-old for suspicion of “carrying an open container in a vehicle,” a hanging offense in these parts.

• Nov. 11: Two carts went boom at 7 p.m. on Hwy 1 a ways past the Hwy 41 interchange. No further information was released by police.

• Nov. 11: Police returned to a pretty good fishin’ hole at Hwy 41 and Ironwood where they arrested again a homeless fellow, 43, for illegal camping.

• Nov. 11: Vandalism was reported in the 1200 block of Main. No word on what was damaged, or how it was damaged and forget about who dunnit.

• Nov. 10: Someone reported a vehicle vs. pedestrian accident at 7:19 p.m. at Anchor and Shasta. No word on injuries or those involved.

• Nov. 10: Police contacted a fellow at 1 p.m. at 41 and Main with the craptastic luck to have three warrants.

• Nov. 9: Police responded to Morro Rock where a woman reported people breaking into her car and other cars at 6:14 p.m. Police stopped a vehicle and arrested four adult men and one juvenile hooligan for suspicion of burglarizing vehicles. The master criminals went to the hoosegow.

• Nov. 9: At 3:20 p.m. police stopped a man on Hwy 1 south of Main Street and wound up arresting the fellow for suspicion of possessing meth and a hypodermic syringe. He was injected into County Jail.

• Nov. 9: Police responded to the 900 block of MBB where a 21-year-old Los Osos man reported a suspicious charge on his credit card — for $1, as clearly he knows what’s in his wallet.

• Nov. 8: Police responded at 10:48 p.m. to the 700 block of Quintana and a 35-year-old man with a warrant was arrested for resisting arrest.

• Nov. 8: Police documented a 2-car crash at 3 p.m. at the high school. No word on who was involved or the extent of the carnage.

• Nov. 8: Police responded to the 1000 block of Balboa and documented a cyber crime, no doubt the Russians did it.

• Nov. 8: A woman in the 3100 block of Main said someone got into her unlocked car and ransacked it, stealing some undisclosed items. Logs read, “SUSPECT UNKNOWN,” and no doubt a “LESSON LEARNED,” too.

• Nov. 8: Police roused two people sleeping at 5:21 a.m. in the 800 block of Napa. The man, 31, and woman, 45, were cited and released for suspicion of illegal camping.

• Nov. 6: At 8:22 p.m. in the 1200 block of Harbor police documented a “general incident report resulting from a check the welfare incident,” a case as clear as Yoo-Hoo Soda.

• Nov. 6: At 5 p.m. in the 1300 block of Main, the fire department discovered a fire in a homeless camp down in the creek and called police in to assist. Logs indicated they’d found a bank receipt at the scene.

• Nov. 6: A man in the 900 block of Mesa reported a stolen car but it was later recovered, and the caze is sol-ved.

• Nov. 6: Police responded to a domestic disturbance at 2 a.m. in the 1700 block of Embarcadero. Logs indicated they arrested a mentally ill Hanford man, 62, for suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and domestic violence after he allegedly stabbed his wife with a butcher knife. Three weeks later, the man died in County Jail from blood clots.

Pismo Beach

• Dec. 2: A caller on the 300 block of Palisade said his tool was stolen. He suspected a contractor of pilfering a skill saw and a chainsaw because he had removed all of his property and was not returning calls.

• Dec. 2: Porch pirates struck on the 100 block of Indio pilfering packages left on the porch.

• Dec. 2: A report of people getting stoned in front of Taco Bell turned out to be false.

• Dec. 2: A woman on the 100 block of Branch reported that her daughter and son-in-law were fighting.

• Dec. 2: A couple walking through an area near the Sea Gypsy Motel reportedly ripped out a couple of plants and then jumped a fence.

• Dec. 2: Someone reportedly stole $1,400 worth of vitamins proving that people will steal anything. The health nut was caught on tape.

• Dec. 2: Things got dicey in front of Harry’s when five guys got into a fight. One of them took off and threw a 9 mm Glock near the Boardroom. Three were detained and one was a parolee.

• Dec. 1: A car on the 100 block of Brisa was ransacked and two backpacks containing schoolbooks and supplies were stolen.

• Dec. 1: A caller reported four men fishing of the cliff on Cliff Avenue. He or she was concerned for their safety. The men all had fishing licenses and said that they would move on.

• Dec. 1: A woman waking a dog on 300 block of Park Avenue reportedly got snippy when the caller told her to stay off of their property.

• Nov. 30: A box of ammo was left outside the Nike store while the owner went in to shop. Everything checked out okay. About 2 hours later a jacket was stolen from Zumies.

• Nov. 30: An elderly woman sitting on a curb who said she was lost turned out to be hammered and got nailed.

• Nov. 29: Two guys went into the Polo store and grabbed multiple items and jumped into a waiting getaway car.

• Nov. 29: A caller on the 300 block of Harlo reported three women looking into the windows of a house and going into the backyard. They were looking at a rental.

• Nov. 29: A caller on the 1000 block of Longview reported skateboarders riding in the street. They had rolled on when police arrived.

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